One of my co-workers had the pleasure of experiencing a drive-by shooting near his home. While this on its own is certainly distressing, here’s the best part. This particular crime occurred on a dead-end street. So here’s how it went:
Vroooommmm…..
Bang Bang Bang…..
Vrooooo….
Kachunk…
Vroo…
Chasnick..
Vrooooommmm…..
You see they had to do a 3 point turn at the end of this cul-de-sac to get out. Somehow at the big meeting when various dashing criminals gathered to plan this job, probably at a casino in Monaco, not one of them thought that it might be a good idea to perform the multi-step direction reversing maneuver before loosing the deadly hail of lead. Either that, or the driver was taking his road test, wonder if he passed?
