So, on the way to work today there’s this guy standing on the sidewalk. He’s got this rather huge sign that says in big red letters “JESUS”. Yes, that’s all it said. While I don’t really have a problem with someone carrying a sign around, I’m used to them having some sort of verb-like thing on them.
I’m wondering if he’s a limo driver and was just there to pick Jesus up? It would make sense that someone of Jesus’ status wouldn’t be confined to airports as points of arrival, but he probably wouldn’t need a limo in that case either.
A co-worker suggested that maybe he just likes to over-emphasize his expletives, maybe he has a whole collection of signs for various situations, “Son of a Bitch”, “Ow, that hurt”, “It’s 3:15”.
A final possibility is that maybe he’s trying to bring back the Burma-Shave style of large scale public information. I’ll have to see if he has another sign tomorrow, stay tuned and perhaps all will become clear.
